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# BMW
What are they doing with design?
J Rigby

# BMW
For people obsessed with German cars
Anon

# Any BMW
Excuse me, I own the road!
Benjamin Cowell

# Any BMW
Bring on a stylist - and hurry
Philip Boast

# Any BMW
Stopped knocking them, now driving them
Tim Hill

# Any BMW
Low rent, low image, teutonic repmobiles
Betty Swollocks

# Any BMW
Not executive, too common, poor build
Glenn McLelland

# Any BMW
Drive one before you knock one
David Fowler

# Any BMW
Expensive, over-rated, crap in the snow
Sheryl

# BMW board of directors
Failed asset strippers, sack the lot
Ian Smith

# BMW design team
Lost the plot, Audi sales increasing?
Ian Smith

# BMW drivers
Turn your f***ing foglights off. NOW!
Ian Smith

# BMW drivers
Impatient, irreseponsible, arrogant - we hate you
Gavin Hutsby

# BMW drivers
Scourge of the highways and byways
Gavin Hutsby

# BMW drivers
Why don't we just kill them?
Dominic Mottram

# BMW drivers
Humans turned into aggressive morons. Worrying
St. John Harvey

# BMW drivers
BMW + human = instant arsehole
Paul Boyd

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'BMW, designed by Germans, driven by tossers' J.C.

six-word BMW 7-series review



# BMW 7-series with blacked out rear windows
Usually ugly drivers, tint the rest!
Ian Smith

# BMW 7-series I-Drive
Yes! The seat adjusting worked... Mum?
Diederik plug

# BMW 7-series
Ugly and complicated, luxurious and fast
Robert Farago

# BMW 7-series
Brainiest lard-mover on the planet
Colm Nugent

# BMW 7-series
Oops! Your chest-wig is showing!
Colm Nugent

# BMW 7-series
Makes an S-Class look prehistoric
Nick Harper

# BMW 750iL
Out of my way, little man
Spokey

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'BMW, designed by Germans, driven by tossers' J.C.

# BMW 5-series
As desirable as snogging Anne Widdecombe
Ian Smith

# BMW 5-series
The best car in the world
Jagmeet Saggu

# six-word BMW 5-series review



# BMW 5-series
Best car in the real world
Tim Hill

# BMW 5-series
Solid but boring, and maintenance expensive
Richard Wainwright

# BMW 5-series (new)
Part Pontiac, part Kia, all Bangle
Joe Gunawan

# BMW 5-series (new)
It'll look better if you squint
Just lie that it's Japanese design
Joe Gunawan

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'BMW, designed by Germans, driven by tossers' J.C.

six-word BMW 3-series review


# BMW Compact
Need to climb that corporate ladder
John Anderson

# BMW Compact
Drives great but lacks an arse
Andrew Pfahler

# BMW 3-series drivers
Vectra man in more expensive suit
Matthew Davies

# BMW 3-series
Handbuilt by robots, driven by tossers
Ian Smith

# BMW 3-series
Fast, safe, stylish, economical, bomb-proof
Russ Bradley

# BMW 3-series
The Ultimate Washing Machine - automotive Zanussi
Ian Baker

# BMW 316
Looks and goes like an Escort
Julie Armstrong

# BMW 318iS Coupe
Economical RWD package but lacks torque
Mitch Thompson

# 1993 BMW 320i Coupe
Ten years of trouble free motoring
Lawrence

# 2001 BMW 330Ci Sport
Expensive, mostly well-built, rattles and squeaks
Craig Price

# BMW 320d SE Compact
Posh chocolate dressed like a smartie
Dave Plowman

# BMW 320d SE Touring
Great towcar with style and economy
Steve Johnson

# BMW 320d SE Touring
Great towcar with style and economy
Steve Johnson

# BMW 320d SE
BMW emergency service, excellent and needed
John Hidle

# BMW 320d SE
Entertaining, accomplished, wonderful to drive taxbuster
Anthony Moss

# BMW 325 SE auto
Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish
Anil Sutaria

# BMW M3
Looks good, goes fast. 24.4 mpg
Nick Way

# BMW M3
Had it, gunned it, lost it
Lars Tieleman

# BMW M3
So fast and yet so dull
Spokey

# BMW M3 E30
Left hand drive, but who cares?
Patrick Kelly

# BMW M3 E30
Most succesful touring car in the world
Michel Pol

# BMW M3 Convertible
At least Clarkson doesn't drive one
Andrew Chrysler

# BMW M3 GTR
Phat, fast and proper bo-selecta
Anon

# BMW M3 CSL
Mobile interpretation of less is more
J Simons

# BMW M3 CSL
Ridiculously fast, grippy and practical too
Sandra

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'BMW, designed by Germans, driven by tossers' J.C.

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Bjarni
www.bjahja.com

# BMW 750iL
Out of my way, little man

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There's rear wheel drive, and there's wrong wheel drive......
SheDevil
Chevy Suburban 1981 í skúrnum
Chevy Suburban 1982 hættur í löggunni
E32 750il 1991 farinn
E32 750il 1990 seldur
E32 750il 1994 stolið
E23 735i 1984 pressaður

# BMW 328i
Sprautast áfram, eyðir engu, tóm hamingja.

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Ingimar
E30 318i Krókurinn (Barnfind in the making)