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PostPosted: Sun 09. Aug 2009 01:28 
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Einn rasista:

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Arabi, Gyðingur og svertingi labba inn á bar.

Barþjónninn lítur á þá og segir:

"Drullið ykkur út!"


Og ein þversögn.

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PostPosted: Sun 09. Aug 2009 01:33 
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Einfalt og gott, hahahahaha :lol2:

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PostPosted: Sun 09. Aug 2009 02:06 
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Jarðsprengja wrote:
Kristjan PGT wrote:
Jarðsprengja wrote:
///M wrote:
What does anal sex and broccoli have in common?





If you're forced to have it as a kid you will hate it as an adult :mrgreen:

what? aldrei var ég röraður í rassinn þegar ég var lítill :hmm: :gay:


Þú ert ekki skarpasti hnífurinn í skúffunni er það?


veit ekkert um það...fail brandari...


eða þú bara alveg snar heimskur :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun 09. Aug 2009 14:32 
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ok :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri 08. Jan 2010 10:23 
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Smá sprell á föstudegi... mér fannst þessi nokkuð góður :D

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he
asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put
her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.



He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
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Ahahaha, snilld.

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Hvað er það versta sem getur komið fyrir leðurblöku á meðan hún sefur?
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Að fá niðurgang.....

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PostPosted: Fri 08. Jan 2010 10:56 
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Allir krakkarnir voru úti í körfubolta nema Bergur, hann var dvergur.

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PostPosted: Fri 08. Jan 2010 10:59 
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Afhverju fara dvergar alltaf að hlægja í fótbolta?









Því grasið kíttlar þá svo í punginn.

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PostPosted: Fri 08. Jan 2010 11:11 
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HAMAR wrote:
Allir krakkarnir voru úti í körfubolta nema Bergur, hann var dvergur.

Allir krakkarnir léku sér saman í körfubolta, nema Gvendur hann hafði engar hendur

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PostPosted: Fri 08. Jan 2010 11:14 
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Thrullerinn wrote:
HAMAR wrote:
Allir krakkarnir voru úti í körfubolta nema Bergur, hann var dvergur.

Allir krakkarnir léku sér saman í körfubolta, nema Gvendur hann hafði engar hendur

Allir krakkarnir voru saman í orgíu, nema Bippi hann hafði ekkert typpi.

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Allir krakkarnir syntu naktir nema Svavar, hann kafar.
Allir strákarnir dönsuðu við stelpurnar nema Águst, hann dansaði við strákúst.
Allir krakkarnir voru auralausir nema Villi, hann var milli.

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Allar stelpurnar í bekknum fengu brjóst nema Kim, hún var með lim.

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siggir wrote:
Allar stelpurnar í bekknum fengu brjóst nema Kim, hún var með lim.


... og Lena, hún fékk spena.

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þessi er soldið grófur en set hann samt hérna :lol:

hvað fær maður þegar maður stingur gerfi lim inní rassin á smákrakka....??
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ég veit ekki með ykkur en ég fæ bóner :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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