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sorrí, engin mynd, en þið sjáið þetta fyrir :

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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going so he took his costume and away he went..
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished naturally since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked what kind of time he'd had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing Poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the Husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad....
.... Apparently he had the time of his life.

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PostPosted: Wed 02. Sep 2009 14:02 
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Hahaha svo fyndið og svooooo rangt!! :shock: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed 02. Sep 2009 14:05 
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Ewwww :lol: :lol: :santa:

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PostPosted: Wed 02. Sep 2009 17:22 
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Maður hefur svosem séð þessa sögu áður, bara ekki í pabba útgáfunni :lol:

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Maddi.. wrote:
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hver ætlar að verða fyrstur að fá sér "SÚRKÁL" ???

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þetta er alls ekki allra en ég fíla þetta í botn.
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Jónas Þór wrote:
þetta er alls ekki allra en ég fíla þetta í botn.
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CC Passat er OF flottur svona :drool:

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mehh þetta er kjánalegt

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mehh þetta er kjánalegt


NEI, ÞÚ EINAR...

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Þetta er eins og hann hafi tekið Hvalfjarðarrúntinn a la ONNO og skemmt allar fjórar hliðarnar!

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Þetta er eins og hann hafi tekið Hvalfjarðarrúntinn a la ONNO og skemmt allar fjórar hliðarnar!



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þetta er svo mikill viðbjóður.. við erum að tala um að gríman á gæjanum rifnaði í tvennt!

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