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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 13:14 
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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 18:25 
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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 19:50 
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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 20:56 
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engin mynd , en ég sé þetta alveg fyrir:

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Apologies for misspelling and grammatical errors...

My wife and i was out driving the other day.
We stopped at a place where I had a little errand to attend to.
Meanwhile the wife stayed in the car listening to the radio.

But the channel was a little boring and she wanted to change it. Then she pressed button 1 beneath the cd-drive.
That one makes the car call her.
The wife does not understand anything and then she presses button No. 2.
That one is programmed to call my best mate.

She still does not understand much. Now she hears a phone ringing in the car. It is her cellphone. She looks at it and sees that I'm calling her! And my phone is in the car.
She is now stressed up a little.
The next thing happening is that the car is calling my buddy. He answers through the loudspeaker system.
She becomes more stressed. This is probably the point where anger erupts.
She further presses button No. 3. And the car starts to navigate home. A woman's voice is now to telling her directions.
My buddy hears all this (I assume - I'm not in the car yet).

When I came back to the car there was a very angry wife in the passenger seat cursing BMW!
And my buddy was laughing loudly out of the speakers!

I got a good laugh out of this - and some yelling from my wife.


Maður kannast við þetta ''vandamál'', konan mín kann varla á miðstöðina í okkar BMW :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 21:16 
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PostPosted: Wed 20. May 2009 22:06 
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I-drive var leiðinlegt í sjöunum fyrst þegar "menu" takkinn var ekki kominn til sögunnar.


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sára einfalt

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Það er ekki séns að læra á þetta ædræv!


sára einfalt


Sammála. Skil ekki þetta endalausa væl í eldi kynslóðinni. :lol:

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Gamlir bílar eru betri, PUNKTUR.

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Gamlir bílar eru betri, PUNKTUR.


Það má alveg deila um það. :?

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Sástu ekki PUNKTUR! :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu 21. May 2009 19:00 
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i drive er einfalt, gizmó rúlar, og gamlir bílar eru bara ekkert betri :)

þó margir þeirra séu ekki verri heldur

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