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Postby Bjarkih » Wed 12. Nov 2008 21:50

Alpina wrote:Þröstur.... thrullerinn

Þetta eru brjálæðislega fyndnar myndir :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hvernig er hægt að vera svona lummó :shock:


Mjög einfalt, þú þarft að vera svíi :lol:
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Postby HAMAR » Wed 12. Nov 2008 22:06

Þessir bera af í kynþokka :lol:

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Postby Thrullerinn » Thu 13. Nov 2008 12:49

klassík

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Postby Axel Jóhann » Thu 13. Nov 2008 12:50

Thrullerinn wrote:klassík

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SPLIFFF,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DONK OG ...................................GENGJA! 8) :lol:
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Postby Angelic0- » Thu 13. Nov 2008 18:35

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Bimminn slapp allavega :lol:
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Postby HAMAR » Thu 13. Nov 2008 22:43

Það fyrsta sem mér dettur í hug þegar ég sé svona ''Monte Carlo'' er Selfoss

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þó að þetta sé reyndar Buick Gnx á myndinni

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Postby Dóri- » Thu 13. Nov 2008 23:26

Haha afhverju selfoss ?
En kom ekki buickinn með 6cyl Turbo ?
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Postby Turbo- » Thu 13. Nov 2008 23:39

grand national bjúkki kom með 3.8 turbo, voru rosa græjur í den tíð
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Postby Kristjan » Fri 14. Nov 2008 01:11

Tekið af Cracked.com


Captain Killdozer

Some people in the world you just don't fuck with. Unfortunately you can't always tell who those people are until it's too late and such was the case with Marvin Heemeyer. He lived in a little town in Colorado with a population of about 500. He was a welder and owned a muffler repair shop and, presumably for a while, he was a totally non-sinister individual who never even considered doing anything crazy like building a massive, nearly indestructible machine of terror.

For a while.

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Then, Heemeyer wound up in a dispute over his land with a cement manufacturing plant. He leased his business to someone else and sold his property while the new owners gave him six months to vacate. It was during that six months that Heemeyer built a death machine, a Komatsu D335A bulldozer outfitted with armor plating over the cabin and engine.

The armor in some places was over a foot thick and had concrete between sheets of steel, making it pretty much unstoppable. The tank was also outfitted with onboard cameras and monitors in the cabin so Heemeyer could see where he was going. The inside was made nearly airtight to resist a potential gas attack and had air conditioning, food, water and life support. Once he got in Heemeyer had no plans to actually leave the bulldozer.

Outside, the bulldozer had .50 caliber semi-automatic rifle mounted on the back, and three other semi-automatics mounted elsewhere. Basically, this was a machine designed to make everyone in his town of 500 take one massive, synchronized fear shit the moment it rolled out of his workshop.

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Heemeyer took his machine of insanity out for a spin on June 2, 2004 by crashing it through the wall of his workshop. He then plowed through the concrete plant, the town hall, the local newspaper, a judge's house, a hardware store owned by a guy who had pissed him off, and seven other buildings, causing about $7 million in damages.

The bulldozer, which came to be known as the Killdozer since that really is the only appropriate name for it, was hit with over 200 rounds of ammunition and three small explosions that barely left a scratch on it.

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Eventually the Killdozer got stuck in a basement and the engine failed. A single shot was heard in the cabin. While Heemeyer took the easy way out, and it still took authorities twelve hours to cut their way into the machine. Surprisingly, Heemeyer had not rigged the dozer to then self-destruct and destroy the entire town.
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Postby pallorri » Fri 14. Nov 2008 01:58

Kristjan wrote:Tekið af Cracked.com


Captain Killdozer

Some people in the world you just don't fuck with. Unfortunately you can't always tell who those people are until it's too late and such was the case with Marvin Heemeyer. He lived in a little town in Colorado with a population of about 500. He was a welder and owned a muffler repair shop and, presumably for a while, he was a totally non-sinister individual who never even considered doing anything crazy like building a massive, nearly indestructible machine of terror.

For a while.

Image

Then, Heemeyer wound up in a dispute over his land with a cement manufacturing plant. He leased his business to someone else and sold his property while the new owners gave him six months to vacate. It was during that six months that Heemeyer built a death machine, a Komatsu D335A bulldozer outfitted with armor plating over the cabin and engine.

The armor in some places was over a foot thick and had concrete between sheets of steel, making it pretty much unstoppable. The tank was also outfitted with onboard cameras and monitors in the cabin so Heemeyer could see where he was going. The inside was made nearly airtight to resist a potential gas attack and had air conditioning, food, water and life support. Once he got in Heemeyer had no plans to actually leave the bulldozer.

Outside, the bulldozer had .50 caliber semi-automatic rifle mounted on the back, and three other semi-automatics mounted elsewhere. Basically, this was a machine designed to make everyone in his town of 500 take one massive, synchronized fear shit the moment it rolled out of his workshop.

Image

Heemeyer took his machine of insanity out for a spin on June 2, 2004 by crashing it through the wall of his workshop. He then plowed through the concrete plant, the town hall, the local newspaper, a judge's house, a hardware store owned by a guy who had pissed him off, and seven other buildings, causing about $7 million in damages.

The bulldozer, which came to be known as the Killdozer since that really is the only appropriate name for it, was hit with over 200 rounds of ammunition and three small explosions that barely left a scratch on it.

Image


Eventually the Killdozer got stuck in a basement and the engine failed. A single shot was heard in the cabin. While Heemeyer took the easy way out, and it still took authorities twelve hours to cut their way into the machine. Surprisingly, Heemeyer had not rigged the dozer to then self-destruct and destroy the entire town.
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http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimage ... dozer3.jpg[/img]




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Postby Eggert » Fri 14. Nov 2008 10:08

... wrote:The real lesson here is not to piss off welders, or they will destroy your town with invincible homemade tanks.
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Postby Maggi B » Fri 14. Nov 2008 11:55

ætli svona atriði sé á næstunni hér heima.

reminder fyrir þann sem fer í svona pakka, setja nýjar vantsslöngur í vélina og verja þær vel. þá stoppar þig enginn ;)
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