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PostPosted: Thu 16. Oct 2003 15:10 
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Lögfræðingur einn keypti sér glænýjan BMW og gat ekki beðið eftir að sýna félögum sínum gripinn, en þegar hann opnar hurðina á bílnum fyrir utan skrifstofuna sína kemur trukkur á fullri ferð og rífur hurðina af bílnum.

Lögfræðingurinn stekkur út og öskrar NEEEIIIII!

Stuttu síðar mætir lögregla á svæðið. Lögfræðingurinn öskrar á lögreglumanninni:

FÍFLIÐ Á TRUKKNUM KEYRÐI HURÐINA AF BMW-inum MÍNUM!!!

"Þú ert lögfræðingur er það ekki" sagði löggan.

"Jú, hvernig vissir þú það" svaraði lögfræðingurinn furðu lostinn.

"Eina fólkið sem ég veit um sem er svona upptekið af veraldlegum gæðum eru lögfræðingar. Ég þori að veðja að þú tókst ekki einu sinni eftir því að það vantar á þig vinstri hendina".

Lögfræðingurinn leit á hliðina á sér og öskraði "NEEEEIII! ROLEX ÚRIÐ MITT!!!"

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