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by **bimmer** » Fri 03. Aug 2007 19:13

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche
Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close
to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to
see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his
lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask
any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically

about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never
be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to
make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life"

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm
is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

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"MY ROLEX!"