Hrappur.

[adler]

Þessi sendi mér póst og heldur að ég sé svo fjandi heimskur að sjá ekki í gegnum svikamilluna.

Hello Friend,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as
unserious could come into your mind; but please consider it a divine wish
and accept it with a deep sense of humility, It is indeed my pleasure to
write you this letter, which I believe will be a surprise to you as we have
never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I have in any manner disturbed
your privacy. Please forgive this unusual manner of contacting you. My name
is Mr Wahidudu Adada, A Bahraini national. I have been diagnosed with
Oesophageal cancer .It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right
now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I
have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for
anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as
that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money
in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now
that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and
assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close
friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have
decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of
the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some
charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health
has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked
members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money
which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they
refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them
anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Five
Million dollars ($5,000,000.00) that I have with financial institution
abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to
charity organizations.
N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 80% of these funds must go to victims of recent
disasters and another 20% for your effort and time. Upon receipt of your
response, I shall communicate with you, and let you know the details of the
transfer. Whatever your actions and your decision, I thank you for taking
the time to read this email
Regards,

Mr Wahidudu Adada
bar013@myway.com

[Kristjan PGT]

Hehehe þetta er engin SMÁ saga Ég hafði gaman að þessu

[Benzari]

Já oft fyndið að lesa það sem þeim dettur í hug þessum blámönnum en því miður er fullt af öldruðu fólki og öðrum sem er ekki alveg með fulla 5 og lætur glepjast.

[IceDev]

Líka gaman að rugla í þessu liði

Ég var nú að dóla mér um daginn.

Ég lék með með einn um daginn

Upprunalegi spamm póstur

Dear Friend,

Kindly accept my apology for sending my mail to you. I want you to trust me and help me out in this my condition. I believe you are a highly respected personality, considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database on your country in the Internet.

Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in Liberia but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBCnews bulletins.

My Name is Miss. sandra kuma 19 years old and my mother is Susan Kuma from Liberia, a Country in West Africa, now seeking for refugee in Dakar-Senegal under the(UNHCR). The only surviving daughter and my mother a widow who is presently in Hospital in Dakar-Senegal. My late Father is Issac Nuhan Kuma, Deputy Minister of Public Works in Liberia. My Father was falsely accused of plotting to remove the then PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA CHARLES TAYLOR) from office. Without trial, Charles Taylor killed him. I am looking looking for someone who
can take me as child I promise to be obedient to you and I will bring happiness to your life.

I got your contact from the Internet Search. I want you to assist me in this transaction. The deposit documents indicate me as the next of kin. Presently, I am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me.

You can verify this from some of the international newspapers posted in the
web sites below:
(I) http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2003 ... eria_x.htm
(ii) http://www.unwire.org/UNWire/20030716/449_66 21.asp
Before my Father was killed, he moved out the sum of $5.2 million and deposited it with a Finance Company .

All that is needed is for me to instruct the Finance company to transfer the fund to your account, We will renumerate you with 20% at the end, but most of all is that I solicit your trust in this transaction.

Kindly include your Full Name, Private Telephone and Fax Numbers where you can always be reached, your Residential or Company Address to enable him send detail information/documents that will enable you receive the fund without any problem either now or in future as all modalities as been perfected.

As soon as I get your full acceptance I will forward you the contact informations of the Finance company. My email address is
sandra_kuma2@yahoo.com
I will send my picture when I hear from you. Please your urgent response is needed.

Best Regards

Ms Sandra kuma

Svar mitt kom fljótt



Hi Sandra.

My name is Hans Friedrich and I'm so sorry to hear about your family
I've read a fair amout about liberia and the social stigma surrounding the country. There's alot of corruption there

I have been fairly successful with my life when it comes to running my company, Hans Auto. We sell german cars here, mostly BMW's and Mercedez Benz
However I've not been successful with my personal life. I've recently lost my wife for 24 years and unfortunately she could not have children

Now i'm alone in this big house with lots of empy rooms and I'm beginning to feel quite alone. I'm too old to start dating again and I will probably never have any children to call my own

I live in Leipzig, germany

I hope I can show you around here in Leipzig and maybe even give you a job at my dealership. I hope you like fast cars. It's a small dealership but we only sell the fastest cars

You've been sent to me from above. They told me that someone like you would come along. I'm in the Divine church of the Wishing Eagle. [color=blue]( Þess má til gamans geta að nafn mitt er Óskar Örn We're very spiritual and we believe that we should respect nature and the majestic Eagle.

On sunday I'll be going to church and I'll pray for a response from you. I look forward to see your picture and I will attach one of me with my late wife

I hope to hear from you again

Best regards

Hans Friedrich
CEO of Hans Auto, Leipzig
Email: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Phone: +49 341 241 15 64

Viti menn, ég fékk svar

Dear Hans Friedrich
thanks alot for your respond,my dear i don't really know how to
thank you for your kind help,but i have put everything in Gods hand,may
he see us through in this our relationship,so that we can achieve our
goal,my dear i have been praying and fasting to almghty God to bring a
honest person in my life but today he answer my prayer by bringing you
in my life,i am alone for many years now but today i am with
somebody,since i lost my parent's and my only brother i am not with
myself,i have
pass through many temptation's,hardship,betrayer's from our
family,treating from people around me but almghty God serve my life
through an old woman who brought me in dakar senegal where i am now,immediatly we came
to dakar senegal we went to register with west african christian
helper's organization which they have been help me and the old woman,we
live in their camp for good 6month's before the woman get in contact with
her children in oversea and they start sending money to
her,and she send me back to school so that i can contiune my
education,she really help me alot,but after everything i lost her on
5/02/06,since then i am not with my self i'm really confuse because i
don't really know where to start again,i can not contiune my education which is very important thing in my life,i went back to the organization because i
can not be able to afford house rent here in dakar senegal it's too
expensive,that's why i seek for your help so that you can get this
money transfered to your account then you send some money for me to enable me to get all need travel document's i may need to comeover to your home and contiune my life overthere with you,i am planing when i finish my
education before i can for the money my late father deposited for me,
but now all my plan has fail there's nothing i can do now this money with
the bank are all i have in my life,it's the only inheritance i got from my
late father,please do what you can to help me out,my dear before writing my first mail to you i made 3day's fasting and praying telling almghty God my suffering the death of my late parent's,that i need a honest person who will help me and retrive the money my late father deposited in a bank which i am the next of kin,

my dear i went to the bank last time and i spoke with the bank
manager and he told me that the money is there but they are not going
to do with me direct due to my refugee status,that i should contact any of my
relation or my late father's business partner which it's not possible
to do that because of my life,if those people he mention should findout
that i am still alive i believe they are going to come for me,because
they claim all my late father's house in the city even his petrol
filling station are claim by them,this money with the bank is the only
thing that remain on my hand because before his death in the central hospital
he called me and the old woman personal before giving me the deposit
certificate of the money he deposited on a bank on my name he told the
woman that she should take care of me for death or alive and he gave me
all the related documents and the deposit consigning the deposit,and he
gave up,please my dear i really want to be with you there's no
way i can go back to my home country due to my late father's
commitment during his time in goverment office all his collegue's are
death also and some are in prison,and they believe that i have some of my late
father's important document's that is why the woman ask me let us live
the country becuse my life and her too because she is close to my family
she is our family cooker for good14year's,i will also like to have your phone
number,my dear i got your ontact through usa chamber of commerce.

my dear i would like you to contact the security company so that you
can findout their procedure on how they are going to transfer our money
into your account,please my dear do whatever you can to help me out you
are everything i have in my life,may almghty God be with you for your
kind help,
this is the bank contact.
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT GROUP BANK
PHONE : 221-3353806
FAX: 221-82 63 143
Email:(afdbsenegal@sunumail.sn)(accountsinfo@excite.com)
Contact bank manager.Omoko.A Omoko.
Account number: 85100478256/AFDB
Name on the account: Isaac Nuhan Kuma
Date of the Deposit:14/01/1999
Next of Kin:Miss Sandra Kuma,
Tell them them that you are contact unbehalf Miss Sandra Kuma,that you need information on how to retrive the money deposited by late Isaac Nuhan Kuma on 14/1/99,from republic of Liberia which Miss Sandra Kuma stand's as the next of kin,i will be waiting to hear good news from you soonest.
Your's Sandra.



Þá loks ákvað ég að taka þetta á nýtt level

Thank heavens I got a reply from you. When i went to church today a majestic eagle flew over our church and i knew it was a sign!
So I rushed back home and much to my pleasant surprise I was greeted by your lovely email.

Praise the Divine eagles that I've found you.

I thought you'd be sending me a picture of you?
Seems that there was no picture attached to this email...probably some error or something, could you please try again because in my church we prefer to see the person we talk to.

I've contacted my local bank and if I were to receive 5.2 million dollars I'd be subjected to a research by the Interpol. I've already been in trouble with the law for money laundry and that would raise suspicion.

I can however do another thing. I can invite you to germany by sending you some money for the flight here....it's probably not expensive..like 4000 euros or something like that, get you a "Niederlassungserlaubnis" or a "German green card" so you can stay here as long as you like. When you get here we would open up an account under your name with this home address so you won't be considered a refugee by your goverment.

Then we can share the money, you get to live here in Germany with me and keep me company, join our church "Die göttliche Kirche des wünschenadlers" ( English name: The Divine church of the Wishing eagle ).

I'd like you to join our church. It's fairly new and has about 3000 members. We're a growing church and if you move here we'd go to church every sunday.

Im going to the Immigration office tomorrow and ask about the papers you need to fill out so you can get one

Hope to hear from you soon and i'll send you more information tomorrow. The other picture was kind of old. This is a new one. I just sold this car to a customer. Im on the left



Hope to see a picture of you as well

Too bad. I really liked it. I guess I'll be getting a better one then


Best regards

Hans Friedrich
CEO of Hans Auto, Leipzig
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Phone: +49 341 241 15 64


Núna fór þetta að verða svolítið weird

Good morning my dear,

Thanks alot for your kindness,my dear your idear is ok with me,please and please do whatever you can to help me out,about coming over to your home,there's one human right lawyer here he work with united nation here in dakar senegal,he use to issue united nation refugee travel certificate for any refugee who is united nation registered refugee which he got the certificate for one of my room mate here and she is now in usa,my dear with the united nation refugee travel certificate i will comeover to your home without having any immigration problem,my dear i am really suffering here,could you believe that i do find it difficult to feed here,no food,cloth even a good place to sleep,as i am living here now i don't have anybody again in this world to called my own family you are everything i have in my life for now,my dear i really want to comeover to your home and contiune my life with you,i will be waiting to hear from you soonest,yours sandra.





Þannig að ég ákvað að gera það enn meira weird

Hi Sandra!

So glad to hear from you again my love. I cannot wait for your arrival here! The main priest in "Die göttliche Kirche des wünschenadlers" (The Divine church of the Wishing eagle) has blessed our communications and he predicts happiness in my future! How great!

I went to the Immigrations office in Leipzig today and got the info for the immigration process!

It's fairly simple, because I'm a "Class A3" resident in germany, which means I'm allowed to bring 2-3 people to germany under my name.

What needs to be done now to finish the registration?

1st I need a booking picture of you and your family cooker.

A booking picture is 1 of the face and 1 from the side of your head
You'll also be needing to hold up a paper with the words

"Kraftur Inn Roolar Feitt! - Leipzig "
"Dolgur: Hans Friedrich"
"Tikin Min: Friedrich, Sandra"

It should fit one A4 paper (Regular paper) and be highly visible, I cannot stress that enough.
If it is not satisfactory, the Immigration office reserves the right to cancel the immigration form and then there is a 1 week waiting period.

It also requires a 150 word handwritten letter that explains why you do want to live in germany and what you can do here

I also will be needing a handwritten letter explaining why you want to join the church of the Wishing eagle.

When I receive these documents, I can finally send you the money you need to fly to germany. Could you please check on the prices from Liberia to Germany? 1st class ofcourse...Only the best for my sweetheart

When I get this information I'll go to Immigration offices of Germany to finalize the immigration papers. That should only take 2 days after I get the picture of you and your cook holding the paper and the handwritten letters.

I'm sending an old picture of me with this one



If you need any further information I'd be happy to give you those

I'll be seeing you soon and may the wishing eagle bless you!

Best regards

Hans Friedrich
CEO of Hans Auto, Leipzig
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Phone: +49 341 241 15 64


Alltaf gaman að fokka í þessu liði

[adler]

[JOGA]

Þetta er það besta sem ég hef lesið á netinu ever

Þú ert nú meiri rugludallurinn

[Þórir]

Djöfulsins fokking snilld. ERtu kominn með svar við þeim síðasta?

Alger snilld, gaman að þessu.

Kveðja
Þórir I.

[Alpina]

[zazou]

IceDev - Snillingur

Tékkið á þessu... ég hef eytt mörgum kaffipásunum í að lesa Ebólu-apamanninn

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

[Misdo]

ég fékk þetta einusinni haha

Dearest One,

It's my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country, Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

My name is Akissi Dasse the only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs. Lambert Dasse. My father was former director genearal GOLD/ DIAMOND mining field Kono district sierra-lone West African also a very wealthy Coccoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory coast West African, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates during one of their outings on a business trip .

My mother died when I was a just baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on June 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of seven million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars ($7.500,000,00 US ) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin and beneficiary in depositing of the funds. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.

Due to the insesant political crisis that is happening here and my father enemies are runing after my life in order to kill me now I decieded to leave this country and invest this funds in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security purposes. Please I want you to help me to transfer this fund into your country for investment purposes on the followings below:

Telecommunication
International School
Five star hotel
and you will also help me get a good school where i will continue my educational carrier.

If you can be of an assistance to me I will be pleased to offer you 20% Of the total fund.

Thank you and God bless you.

Sincerely yours

Miss Akissi Dasse.

[Thrullerinn]

"Kraftur Inn Roolar Feitt! - Leipzig "
"Dolgur: Hans Friedrich"
"Tikin Min: Friedrich, Sandra"

Það er bara einn IceDev bara gargandi snilld!

[X-ray]

Án efa fyndasta fokk í svona gaur var gert af tvihöfða... litla síran maður beið spentur eftir hverju updatei þá.


Annars er þetta nú askoti fyndið hjá Icedev

[IceDev]

Mér grunaði nú ekki að fólk myndi nenna að lesa þessa langloku

Ég hef hinsvegar ekki fengið svar við því síðasta enda frekar kröfuhart bréf

Annars þótti mér þetta mjög skemmtilegt sprell og vonandi að þessi hrappur hafi eytt meiri tíma í mig heldur en ég í hann

[Axel Jóhann]

Mér grunaði nú ekki að fólk myndi nenna að lesa þessa langloku

Ég hef hinsvegar ekki fengið svar við því síðasta enda frekar kröfuhart bréf

Annars þótti mér þetta mjög skemmtilegt sprell og vonandi að þessi hrappur hafi eytt meiri tíma í mig heldur en ég í hann

BARA þess virði að lesa.

[iar]

Talandi um fyndin spömm

Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:37:17 +0200
Subject: YOU ARE A WINNER IN THE BMW LOTTERY PROGRAMME FOR THIS YEAR
From: BMW AUTO COMPANY [ BMW.AWARD @ server12627.isdg.de ]
Reply-To: revkurthans1 @ myway.com

BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
62 WinslowRoad, London,
Middlesex,W6 9SF,
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have been selected for
a cash prize of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great
British pounds) and Brand new BMW 5 Series Car in this
year BMW LOTTERY PROGRAMME.

To claim your prize Contact the claim office with the
under listed informations as soon as possible:

Name:
Mailing Address
Age and Sex
Occupation
Phone, Fax
Country
Email Address:


Fiduciary Claims Department (FCD),
Agent: James Ilson
Direct tell:+44-7024066517
===================================

Regards,
Mr. Martins Richards
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS