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 Post subject: RICE JOKES.
PostPosted: Wed 23. Jul 2003 18:24 
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You Know You're A Riceboy If..

... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race

... you drive a 4 door 'type R'

... you have stickers that even most asians dont get

... you have stickers for parts you dont have

... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'

... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side

... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter

... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter

... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer

... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees

... you sell crack for the image...not the money

... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is

... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs

... you can't race uphills

... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in

... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in

... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars

... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car

... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin

... your tach is bigger than your head

... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic

... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"

... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip

... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.

... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose

... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager

... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine

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PostPosted: Wed 23. Jul 2003 19:12 
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... you drive a 4 door 'type R'

Það er samt til 4 dyra Type-R accord. :P


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PostPosted: Wed 23. Jul 2003 19:35 
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Eitt solleis stk. fyrir utan hjá mér.

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PostPosted: Wed 23. Jul 2003 19:47 
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Og það er meira að segja almennilegur bíll! En annars skondið!

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PostPosted: Wed 23. Jul 2003 20:16 
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So true

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PostPosted: Thu 24. Jul 2003 22:48 
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ja en er hann ekki 5 dyra ????

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PostPosted: Sun 27. Jul 2003 16:31 
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Nýi Accordinn er Type S og er helvíti skemmtilegur, og flottur...

Specs: 2,4l inline 4 cyl 191 hp

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