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Chrome
 Post subject: einn léttur
PostPosted: Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:12 
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

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Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

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Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

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Ok haha þessi er góður .
ekki ætliði að birja með þetta aftur.

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trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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oldschool. wrote:
Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Schulii wrote:
oldschool. wrote:
Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Schulii wrote:
oldschool. wrote:
Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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xzach wrote:
Schulii wrote:
oldschool. wrote:
Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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oldschool. wrote:
xzach wrote:
Schulii wrote:
oldschool. wrote:
Ketill Gauti wrote:
trapt wrote:
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote:
Chrome wrote:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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