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Author:  Alpina [ Sun 24. Oct 2010 12:40 ]
Post subject:  Saudis in AUDIS



hehehe

Author:  rockstone [ Sun 24. Oct 2010 13:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Saudis in AUDIS

Saudis in Audis...

Hey there hotty, hey there cutie
want a ride in my Audi?
I drive fast, in high speed moody
passing like I am Doug Flutie

It has everything you need
imitation leather seat
heater so it don't get colder
even has a mustache holder

Headlight so I see at night
cup holder for my sprite
it is flex fuel, don't you know
runs on gas and on cologne

you think that my judgment's cloudy
you say that it's pronounced "Audi"
hit mute button, quit your fussin
it's car, it's not belly button

Saudis in Audis...

I have mustache, I have shades
I have shiny new A8
My Audi is so sick
even is my profile pic

Crank the AC cuz it's hot
driving crazy through Riyadh
GPS so we go places
to AX and the oasis

Drive to Emirates tonight
shopping for some stuff Dubai
drive Audi out in Amman
even we go to Cinnabon

Up to Jeddah, down to Mecca
bet I never drive a Jetta
gas on empty, don't use a frown
Saudis just put hose in the ground

Saudis in Audis...

They call me oil, I'll tell you why
it's because I'm crude and unrefined
Like cooking burgers for a meal
you need four circles on the grill

Seated heats yes I'm all on ya
see this piece staight from Allmagne
gonna go and take us a real long drive
longer than it takes us to do the whites

So how can you tell if Audi
is driven by a Saudi?
here's a couple things you'll notice
if you think the car belongs

blue eye hanging, never tangle
license plate long and rectangle
Need more proof? Just pop the hood
Saudis use 10 W KHHH

Saudis in Audis...
Saudis in Audis...

Author:  agustingig [ Sun 24. Oct 2010 18:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Saudis in AUDIS

:lol: ahahaha

Author:  Jón Ragnar [ Mon 25. Oct 2010 10:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Saudis in AUDIS

404 funny not found :|

Author:  rockstone [ Mon 25. Oct 2010 11:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Saudis in AUDIS

John Rogers wrote:
404 funny not found :|


i know, gott lag, right? 8)

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