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Annar góður.

My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year . '


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '


I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow. '

Annar góður.

My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year . '


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '


I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow. '

HVAÐ GERIR PABBI ÞINN ???
Nonni litli er í sjötta bekk grunnskóla.
Dag einn var samfélagsfræði og þá spurði kennarinn hvað feður þeirra störfuðu.
Börnin svöruðu eins og þeim er lagið: Pabbi minn er lögga, brunaliðsmaður, skrifstofumaður, vinnur í verslun og svo framvegis.
En kennarinn tók eftir því að Nonni litli var óvenju hljóður og lét lítið fara fyrir sér.
Hvað gerir svo pabbi þinn, spurði kennarinn Nonna litla.
Hann dansar nakinn fyrir framan karla á öllum aldri á veitingastað á kvöldin og á næturnar.
Svo græðir hann fullt á því að fara með þeim áhorfendum sem best bjóða út í portið á bak við veitingastaðinn þar sem hann dansar einkadans fyrir þá í nokkrar mínútur.
Kennarinn varð eðlilega mjög undrandi yfir svari Nonna litla og í miklu fáti skipaði hann hinum krökkunum að fara að lita, en Nonna litla tók hann afsíðis.
Er þetta alveg satt sem þú sagðir um hann pabba þinn … Dansinn og allt það?
Nei, nei, sagði Nonni litli feiminn.
Pabbi vinnur hjá Kaupþingi-Búnaðarbanka en ég þorði sko alls ekki að segja það fyrir framan hina krakkana.