Ultimate redneck

[Bjarkih]

You're An Extreme Redneck If...

# You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

# You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

# You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

# Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

# Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey all y'all, watch this!"

# Your junior prom offered day care.

# You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

# You've ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

# The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you.

# You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

# One of your kids was born on a pool table.

# You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

# You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

# Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

# You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

# Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

# You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.