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PostPosted: Wed 12. Jul 2006 01:28 
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Chuck Norris' timing belt is made of his pubic hair. it has never broken.

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Það er ekki enn búið að accepta aðganginum mínum, sé þetta ekki...


eeeeeeeeeeeen...

Chuck Norris er maðurinn!!
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes 8)


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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Þessi setning er ROSALEG finnst mér :lol: :lol:

En svona af þessum E30 jokes þarna þá finnst mér þessi bestur:
Chuck Norris doesn't own a Bentley manual, Bentley owns a Chuck Norris manual

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The man himself les upp nokkrar svona staðreyndir:




Alger snilld!! :lol:

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Menn segja að það hafi tekið lýtalækna 3 aðgerðir til að fá Chuck til að brosa í einum þætti Walker (Texas Ranger).

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fart wrote:
Menn segja að það hafi tekið lýtalækna 3 aðgerðir til að fá Chuck til að brosa í einum þætti Walker (Texas Ranger).


Og mér skilst líka að þeir hafi rústað meira en 20 slípirokkum í þessum aðgerðum!

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www.chucknorrisfacts.com þetta er allt þarna


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