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| Author: | Bjarkih [ Thu 09. Feb 2006 18:44 ] |
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Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... Moral of the story: Always pay your bills. |
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| Author: | arnibjorn [ Thu 09. Feb 2006 19:07 ] |
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Mjög góður
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| Author: | bebecar [ Thu 09. Feb 2006 19:17 ] |
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arnibjorn wrote: :rofl:
Mjög góður Með þeim betri sem ég hef heyrt lengi.....
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| Author: | Twincam [ Thu 09. Feb 2006 20:53 ] |
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hehehe þessi var nokkuð góður
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| Author: | Jónki 320i ´84 [ Fri 10. Feb 2006 00:33 ] |
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| hehe snilld
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| Author: | Djofullinn [ Fri 10. Feb 2006 01:21 ] |
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| Author: | Eggert [ Fri 10. Feb 2006 03:49 ] |
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Snilld
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| Author: | Chrome [ Fri 10. Feb 2006 12:22 ] |
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| Author: | IvanAnders [ Sat 11. Feb 2006 13:59 ] |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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