ef þetta tvennt efsta var ekki sannað með beinni sönnun í gærkvöldi þá veit ég ekki hvað...já og það þriðja líka
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| Author: | Bjarkih [ Sat 21. Jan 2006 17:28 ] |
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http://www.jumbojoke.com/laws_for_21st_century_life_599.html Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse. |
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| Author: | Svezel [ Sat 21. Jan 2006 18:38 ] |
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ef þetta tvennt efsta var ekki sannað með beinni sönnun í gærkvöldi þá veit ég ekki hvað...já og það þriðja líka
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| Author: | Bjarkih [ Sat 21. Jan 2006 18:44 ] |
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Svezel wrote: ef þetta tvennt efsta var ekki sannað með beinni sönnun í gærkvöldi þá veit ég ekki hvað...já og það þriðja líka
Akkúrat það sem ég hugsaði þegar ég las þetta fyrst
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| Author: | Jónki 320i ´84 [ Sun 22. Jan 2006 05:17 ] |
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Margt af þessu er SVO satt
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| Author: | Hemmi [ Sun 22. Jan 2006 12:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nokkur lögmál |
Quote: Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
afi átti einhver handlangara sem var með segli á hinum endanum og svo var hægt að beygja þetta til. annars á efsta lögmálið við allastaðar, ég man t.d. í gamla daga þegar maður var að spila tetris þá þurfti manni alltaf að klægja í nefið þegar maður var kominn með svaka score. |
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