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Author:	Chrome [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:12 ]
Post subject:	einn léttur
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	Jónki 320i ´84 [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:22 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	pallorri [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:23 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	HPH [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:24 ]
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Ok haha þessi er góður . ekki ætliði að birja með þetta aftur.

Author:	Ketill Gauti [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:54 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	oldschool. [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 13:56 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	Kristjan [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 22:18 ]
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Vá hvað þið eruð gay með þessi endalausu quote

Author:	Schulii [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 22:44 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
oldschool. wrote: Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	Hemmi [ Tue 10. Jan 2006 23:30 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
Schulii wrote: oldschool. wrote: Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221. 's

Author:	xzach [ Wed 11. Jan 2006 18:37 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
Schulii wrote: oldschool. wrote: Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	oldschool. [ Fri 13. Jan 2006 12:29 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
xzach wrote: Schulii wrote: oldschool. wrote: Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

Author:	Stefan325i [ Fri 13. Jan 2006 13:23 ]
Post subject:	Re: einn léttur
oldschool. wrote: xzach wrote: Schulii wrote: oldschool. wrote: Ketill Gauti wrote: trapt wrote: Jónki 320i ´84 wrote: Chrome wrote: A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.

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