hehehe
Þessi listi er ansi góður.
Sérstaklega kitlar þetta alltaf:
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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| Author: | Bjarkih [ Thu 05. May 2005 20:56 ] |
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Tekið af http://www.jumbojoke.com/ I'm not sure about the "actual" bit, since it has been attributed to the U.S. Air Force, United Airlines, Quantas Airlines, and more. --- Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and responses: P = the problem logged by the pilot. S = the solution and action taken by engineers. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed |
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| Author: | BirkirG [ Thu 05. May 2005 21:15 ] |
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Bwahahahahahaha |
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| Author: | arnib [ Thu 05. May 2005 22:51 ] |
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hehehe Þessi listi er ansi góður. Sérstaklega kitlar þetta alltaf: P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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| Author: | Jss [ Thu 05. May 2005 23:41 ] |
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Þvílík snilld. 
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| Author: | Haffi [ Fri 06. May 2005 00:03 ] |
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rofl þvílík snilld 
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| Author: | Schnitzerinn [ Fri 06. May 2005 11:49 ] |
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Quote: P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit. Veit ekki með ykkur, en ég myndi ekki treysta mér að fljúga með þessu flugfélagi
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| Author: | Einsii [ Fri 06. May 2005 12:35 ] |
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Gekk frekar brösulega með cocoa puffs'ið þegar ég las þetta
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| Author: | bebecar [ Fri 06. May 2005 16:36 ] |
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Sko.. maður trúir svona svörum alveg - stundum getur maður bara ekki látið það vera að svara asnalegum kommentum á "réttan" hátt
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