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Alpina
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"For the record, the photo shows the 5000th E30 M3 to roll off the production line in Munich back in early 1987, this allowed it to be homologated into Group A. Factory BMW touring car drivers present to witness the event were Marc Hessel, with Roberto Ravaglia and Annette Meeuvissen on the opposite side of the car."


Þetta vissu nú allir :alien:

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Einstaklega myndarlegur kvenmaður.


Ég get svo svarið það að það býr nákvæmlega eins telpa í kársnesinu :o


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Alpina wrote:
bimmer wrote:
"For the record, the photo shows the 5000th E30 M3 to roll off the production line in Munich back in early 1987, this allowed it to be homologated into Group A. Factory BMW touring car drivers present to witness the event were Marc Hessel, with Roberto Ravaglia and Annette Meeuvissen on the opposite side of the car."


Þetta vissu nú allir :alien:



ekki hann kalli því hann var á skralli :santa:

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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Þetta finnst mér svalur bíll.

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Hann gæti verið það en er það ekki.

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Hann er á krómfelgum.

Nuff said

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Þetta finnst mér svalur bíll.


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Er það bara ég .. eða er þessi hvíti E39 ILLA ps með felgurnar :shock:

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Hahaha vissi að þið væruð hrifnir af al samlituðum bimma á krómfelgum :D

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fuuuuck :shock: :shock:

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