einn snilldargóður á norsku.....

[Bjorgvin]

Kjære Spørrespalte

Jeg er en mann på 37 år som er lykkelig gift med min deilige kone og vi har 2 barn. Den seneste tid har min kone kjøpt mange nye klær og hun har også begynt å gå mye ut alene. Når jeg spør hvem hun er sammen med svarer hun alltid " ikke noen du kjenner". I forgårs ringte hennes mobiltelefon og da jeg skulle ta den freste hun at jeg aldri skulle røre hennes mobil. Hver torsdag når hun kommer hjem blir hun alltid satt av litt nede i veien. På torsdag besluttet jeg meg for å finne ut hvem som kjørte henne hjem, så jeg gikk ut i innkjørselen og gjemte meg bak min BMW. Da så jeg til min forskrekkelse at den lekker litt olje. Nå er mitt spørsmål: Er det normalt at en BMW 520 lekker olje etter kun 30 000 km?!

[Aron Andrew]

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[Vargur]

Svipað dæmi fyrir þá sem ekki eru sleipir í norsku.

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Bmw next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind the front my Bmw , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?