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A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppy was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaawd..." replied the yuppy, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!!!!"

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Hihih,, nei, ég held bara ekki!

En hugsunin er skýr. Til hvers að stressa sig yfir hlutum sem verða ekki bættir s.s. höndin.